Dear Hell Pizza,
Next time I make an order and ask for it to be delivered to an alternate address, what that means is please deliver it somewhere different this time only. What it does not mean, is that you fuckers should update the address on my account without mentioning it to me, so that next time I order the poor delivery drone goes heading out to the wrong place, leaving us to have a very bizzare conversation spoken in Pizza Deliverenglish about where the hell he is.